This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret fro...

Homer's Brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's Brain: No, the other secret!
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Marge: Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.


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Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 19: "The Front"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Secretary: Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?
Grampa: Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.
Secretary: I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.
Grampa: That's right. I did the Iggy.

Hey, Mel. Bring me another nicotine patch. I think there's some space on my butt.

Krusty
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