2 Broke Girls

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2 broke girls
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This is not like me, the only thing I've ever lost is my virginity.

Caroline

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2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Earl: Today is April 16th do you know what tomorrow is?
Han: Oh, happy Martin Luther King Day. Have a drink on me.
Earl: It's not Martin Luther King Day; black people are allowed to be excited about other days.
Han: Oh, is there a new Tyler Perry moving coming out?

A pill! Could be birth control, could be XTC, waiting for a day off to find out. Why wait? [swallows pill] If I start touching your hair in an hour, don't let me have sex with anyone!

Max