This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.

Snooki

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.

Situation

It's like me against the three f*%kin' trash bags in the house.

Sammi
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