Those cannot be your only shoes. What am I saying? It's Russia. People probably come from miles around just to get their picture taken in those.

Archer

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Character:
Sterling Archer
Episode:
Archer Season 2 Episode 12: "White Nights"
Show:
Archer
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Archer Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Barry: Your boots are slipping.
Archer: Probably because there's 200 pounds of asshole hanging from them
Barry: 183!
Archer: Whatever, fat boy. Tell that to my silk socks.
Barry: Why are you wearing silk socks?
Archer: Is that a joke?

Barry: He sodomized my fiancee.
Malory: You're still together?
Barry: Oh I'm sorry, ex-fiance. That's what I meant to say.
Malory: Then it wasn't it meant to be.