Stewie: (to Jasper) Hey, "Mcbutt the Crime Dog", I heard you and your little chew toy getting it on last night. Keep it down.
Jasper: Sorry, little guy, we were playing Clue and he got me in the bedroom with a lead pipe.


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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 25: "You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives"
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 25 Quotes

Mr. Pewterschmidt: (indicates his wife) Look at my wife! Do you think I love her?!
Lois Griffin: Wait a minute. Are you saying that two straight people who absolutely hate each other have more of a right to be married than gay people who love each other?!
Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Well, that's what we raised you to believe.

All I ever wanted was to marry a skinny, hairless fillipino boy and live happily ever after. Isn't that the American dream?

Jasper