Trust me. The way I got my girlfriend in junior high was by gett...

Ted: Trust me. The way I got my girlfriend in junior high was by getting her best friend to like me.
Janitor: And how'd you do that?
Ted: I posed as her dad so she could rent a car. I lost my hair in eighth grade.
Todd: Tough break five.


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Characters:
The Janitor, The Todd, Ted Buckland, Ed
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19: "My Best Laid Plans"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Janitor: You guys are out. You guys are back in. Where's Margo?
Randall: She's at a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.
Janitor: I lose my van to him, and I lose Margo to gangsta rap. Bad day.

Carla: You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with, and you never told her you were married?
Turk: She never asked?

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