Truth be told, things aren't going as good for me as I led on to believe. The love of my life married some other dude, and my new girlfriend fed her pussy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit. I stole homeboy's car, and now I'm probably a wanted fugitive.

Kenny Powers

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Kenny Powers
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Eastbound & Down Season 2 Episode 5: "Chapter 11"
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Eastbound & Down
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Eastbound & Down Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Kenny Powers: I got two hard rules I live by, pop: I don't f*ck with the devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives.

The good thing about getting over depression is... well... you can start to see your enemies more clearly. Suddenly, everyone isn't an obstacle, just some people are... And it might be someone that you find is in your bloodline, distant and as brown as their skin can be, they still are part of you.

Kenny Powers