Unfortunately, we've just been imformed the Dark Lord Cthulu has shat on the runway of the New Orleans airport and we'll be delayed at least another hour.

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South Park Season 14 Episode 12: "Mysterion Rises"
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Unfortunately, we've just been imformed the Dark Lord Cthulu has shat on the runway of the New Orleans airport and we'll be delayed at least another hour.

Flight Attendant

Hindsight: what is your power?
Kenny (as Mysterion): I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed wearing my same old clothes. The wort part? No one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone is just like "Oh, Hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You want to whine about Curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong f**king cowboy.