Wait a minute, you don't consider me a friend? It's not up to ...
Alan: Wait a minute, you don't consider me a friend?
Charlie: It's not up to me. A friend is someone you choose, a brother is someone you get...
Alan: Excuse me?
Charlie: There's no choice involved! Your dad just wakes you up in the middle of the night and says, "Your mom wasn't really fat and this isn't your room anymore."
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 1: "Back Off Mary Poppins"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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