We are not sleazy. Our department is more like a hard-working sq...

We are not sleazy. Our department is more like a hard-working squirrel, stuffing its nuts in... wait. We're more like a hard-working beaver... ah, I'm not going to land this metaphor.

Ted

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Character:
Ted Crisp
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 5: "The Great Repression"
Show:
Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Veronica [to Rose]: Muss up his hair, it's the source of all his power.
Ted: Oh, no! Not the hair!
Veronica: Now smash him with the phone. (they stare) Why will no one in this building ever smash anyone with a phone?

Erica: Gosh, Ted, it's like you were poured into that suit.
Ted: And part of me is still hardening.

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