We can't get Luke a crossbow, he pokes himself in the eye every time he uses a straw.

Gloria

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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 9: "Fizbo"
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Modern Family
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Sorry I fell asleep while you were describing the most boring party ever.

Phil

Phil [about Luke]: He's one of those kids you get him a gift and all he wants to do is play with the box.
Claire: One year we just got him a box, a really nice box
Phil: And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag.
Claire: So he played with the gift bag.
Phil: We can't get it right.