(Herb gives the Simpsons a tour of his mansion.) Herb: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home. Anytime you're hungry, anytime day or night, Cook will make you anything you want. Homer: Even pork chops? Herb: Absolutely. We have a tennis court, a swimming pool, a screening room-- Homer: You mean, if I want pork chops, even in the middle of the night, your guy will fry 'em up? Herb: Sure. That's what he's paid for. Now, if you need towels, laundry-- Homer: Wait! Herb: Maids-- Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Let me see if I've got this straight. It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m., there's a rumble in my stomach-- Marge: Homer, please! Herb: (Laughs and grabs Homer around the shoulder.) Your old man sure loves pork chops! Bart: (Laughs) He sure does, Uncle Herb.
(Homer's artsy commercial for his newly designed car: The commercial uses far away shots of Homer driving the car on a mountain road overlooking the ocean and up close shots of Homer inside the car.) Woman: (Off camera and singing.) Whatever Homer wants Homer: (Narrating) All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way. Woman: (Off camera and singing.) Homer gets. Homer: (Narrating) Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Now, at last, I have found it. (A title card reads: "Homer, The Car Built for Homer.")