Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because I drank it!

Chandler

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Character:
Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 3 Episode 11: "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
Show:
Friends
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Friends Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Ross: (About Mark offering Rachel a job) Well, I'm just saying, I mean why else would he just, ya know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.
Rachel: To be nice.
Ross: Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
Joey: No, only for sex.

Cookie: Hey. What are we drinking over here?
Phoebe: Well, I have, ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Cookie: No kidding. That's the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I don't know how to talk to you.