Marge: Well, what are we going to see?
Bart: Ernest Cuts The Cheese!
Lisa: Honey I Hit A School Bus!
Homer: Look Who's Oinking, Look Who's Oinking!
Marge: Since we'll never agree, why don't you kids pick a movie, your dad and I will pick a movie, then we'll all meet in the lobby later?
Bart/Lisa: Thanks mom!
Homer: Two tickets for...
Guy: Lemme guess... Look Who's Oinking?
Homer: That's right!
Guy: Sold out!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Comic Book Guy
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20: "Colonel Homer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

Hillbilly 1: I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Hillbilly 2: You bitter?
Hillbilly 1: Yeah, bit HIM too!

Redneck 1: Hey you, let's fight.
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!