Stan: What about our elephant pig?
Dr. Mephisto: I'm afraid I can't do that. Have you heard that song by Loverboy? (breaks into song) Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.


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Stan Marsh
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South Park Season 1 Episode 5: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
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South Park
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South Park Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Bebe: I'd want a pot-bellied elephant.
Pip: Yes! I'd pay $50 for one!

Chef: Hey, I know you. You're that crazy cracker from up on the hill top.
Dr. Mephisto: Sir, if splicing the DNA of humans and various animals together is crazy...