South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralWhat about you? You can kill me, can't you? I would never kill...
Grandpa: What about you? You can kill me, can't you?
Cartman: I would never kill somebody... Not unless they pissed me off.
Grandpa: Oh, is that a fact?? Well, let me tell you something, porky! Your mom was over here earlier today, and I humped her like a little bitch!
Cartman: What?!
Grandpa: That's right!
Stan: Grandpa!
Grandpa: And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton and had my way with her, too!
Cartman: (angered) Eh...
Grandpa: Choice piece of ass your great-grandma was...
Cartman: YOU PIECE OF CRAP; I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Grandpa: That's the spirit, tubby!
Stan: (pulling Cartman away) C'mon, Cartman. He's just trying to get to you.
Cartman: (getting dragged away) Don't you EVER talk about my mom like that again!
Grandpa: Did I ever tell you about the time I boffed your dad, fatso??
- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
- Episode:
- South Park Season 1 Episode 6: "Death"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Stan Marsh Quotes, South Park Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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