What are you doing? I'm here, I figure, what the hell? Just ...
[Alan and Charlie are in the ladies' restroom]
Charlie: What are you doing?
Alan: I'm here, I figure, what the hell?
Charlie: Just remember to put the seat back down.
Alan: It's a ladies' room. Why do they even go up?
Charlie: I don't know. It's a bigger target for broads who want to puke their dinner.
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 16: "Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Eric Hochberger