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Charlie: What are you talking about? This is just an alimony check.
Alan: Not an alimony check, this is my final alimony check... isn't it beautiful?


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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Myra: Charlie, I don't want to put any pressure on you, but ...I'm a virgin.
Charlie: You are?
Myra: Man, you've got to stop sleeping with dumb girls. It's rubbing off on you

So, how does this work? Do you get your original testicles back or does my brother give you his?

Myra [to Alan about Herb]
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