(At Louie's funeral) Luke: That ain't me, is it? Lorelai: What are you talking about? Luke: What Taylor said about me being like Louie, a loner, never being married and stuff. I mean, I am getting crankier as I get older, he's not so far off. Lorelai: You are not your uncle. I mean, would Louie ever build someone a chuppah, or help fix things around someone's house without being asked, or make a special coffee cake with balloons for a girl's sixteenth birthday? Luke: Rory told you about that? Lorelai: Yes. And would Louie have taken in his sister's kid without hesitating and without asking for anything in return? Luke: No one would've trusted Louie with their kid. He probably would've forgotten to feed him or something. Lorelai: You get my point? Luke: Yeah, I get it.
Luke: Don't you have wakes for people you like? Lorelai: I think it might be for you. Luke: Am I dead? Lorelai: Face it, Luke, people like you. Luke: Shut up. Lorelai: And with charm like that, how can they resist?