Homer: What should I buy first, a mirror that gives me advice or Hitler's baseball?
Mirror: My advice is to buy Hitler's baseball.


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Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 11: "Million Dollar Maybe"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 11 Quotes

Wait, I'm shooting at nazis? That's not how I remember it.

Mr. Burns

Bart: Who the hell says pota-toe?
Homer: Song writers who are stuck for lyrics.