Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
Its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia

Drug Dealer: What you need?
Dennis: Uh, one, please.
Drug Dealer: One what?
Dennis: Uh... one rock of crack.
Dee: One crack...
Dennis: A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough? I don't...
Dee: Uh... how much would you recommend for a first-time user?


Unrated
Show:
Episode:
Characters:
,
Related Quotes:
It's Always Sunny Quotes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes, Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds Quotes, Dennis Reynolds Quotes
Added by:
Added:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

Dennis

Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.
Charlie: That's why I did it.
Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
Sweet Dee: How come Charlie...? It's not fair...
Dennis: Why would you do this to us, dad?
Frank: Because you're crackheads, children.

×