What's that? A birthday present for Chelsea. But I thought y...
Jake: What's that?
Charlie: A birthday present for Chelsea.
Jake: But I thought you guys broke up.
Charlie: Yeah well I bought it a couple months ago.
Charlie: Because I thought that's when her birthday was. Turns out I confused it with St. Patrick's Day.
- Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 21: "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
- Two and a Half Men
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Jake: I like German cars.
Charlie: Well if keep your nose clean and work hard, you may be able to park them for a living.
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Alan: ...and maybe Saturday, a date.
Charlie: You're calling those magazines dates now?
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