Jack: What happened to you?Jerry: I got in a fist fight with one of the ladies at the pool.Helen: It's from scuba diving.Jack: What's there to see underwater?


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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

(to Elaine) It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes.

Jerry

(to his parents) What is going on in this community? Are you people aware of what's happening? What is driving you to this behavior? Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak? Is it the white shoes?!

Jerry
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