Dwight: What's this on my desk?
Jim: It's a box.
Dwight: But who left it here... and to what purpose?


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The Office Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Dwight

Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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