What's wrong with Christmas? Where to begin? Trees indoors, ov...

Stuart: What's wrong with Christmas?
Sheldon: Where to begin? Trees indoors, overuse of the words "tis" and "twas," and the absurd custom of one stocking. Everyone notice socks belong in pairs. Who uses one sock?
Howard: A pirate with a peg leg.
Sheldon: Actually, that helps. Thank you.


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Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz
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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 11: "The Santa Simulation"
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The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 11 Quotes

Penny: Is having a real-life girlfriend that has sex with you getting in the way of your board games.
Leonard: A little bit, yeah.

Penny: You are so butch.
Leonard: Oh, I got a little paper cut.
Penny: Of course you did, your hands are softer than veal.

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