What's wrong with him? Classic case of va-jay-jay fever. Col...

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.


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Alan Harper, Berta
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10: "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10 Quotes

Charlie: It could have been worse but I won a bundle at the roulette table betting the color of her underwear.
Alan: Red or black?
Charlie: Double zero.
Alan: What color is that?
Charlie: Ass cheeks.

I've been looking forward to this all year... giving you guys the bird.

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