When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 11: "Stuck in a Bar"
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New Girl
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New Girl Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

She's looking for career advice, and your job could be done by a vending machine.

Schmidt

When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.

Schmidt