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When I was little, my mom told me my farts were little demons crawling around in my belly and if I let one out it'd give my grandmother cancer

Elliot

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Scrubs Season 8 Episode 13 Quotes

I'm a doctor. We believe everything we see on the charts. That's why I write "Elliot has a killer tushie" on every one

Elliot

Aww that's adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I'd be careful, the guy you're in love with is a douche

Denise [to Derek]
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