When Judith was divorcing me, who seduced and then abandoned my ...
Alan: When Judith was divorcing me, who seduced and then abandoned my lawyer, causing her to take revenge on me?
Charlie: Hold on, that chick was nuts.
Alan: I lost everything!
Charlie: Well, to be fair, you didn't have that much to begin with
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20: "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger