Lois: When you were born the doctor said you were the happiest looking baby he'd ever seen.
Stewie: But, of course. That was my victory day. The fruition of my deeply-laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille!

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Related Quotes:
Lois Griffin Quotes, Stewie Griffin Quotes, Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
Added by:

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!


How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!