Whenever Ron has sex, the next morning he comes in dressed like ...

Tom: Whenever Ron has sex, the next morning he comes in dressed like Tiger Woods. Oh god.
Lucy: What? Who is that?
Tom: That is my ex-wife.


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Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 23: "Freddy Spaghetti"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.

Andy

Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.

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