Where did you get that? I found it on the table. Oh, Jake......
Alan: Where did you get that?
Jake: I found it on the table.
Alan: Oh, Jake...
Jake: It's okay, I'm eating on the side without the teeth marks.
Charlie: Puberty, my ass. That's a missing chromosome.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 13: "The Soil is Moist"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger