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Agnes: Where did you learn to sweep like that?
Marge: I've been training all my life. I once swept red wine off a white carpet.

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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 12 Quotes

Marge: Ice skating, a sport that encourages hand holding.
Homer: Would you like to wear mittens or go commando?

Lenny: Date night, it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.
Carl: I never should have given you that Egyptology book.

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