Where is Kyle? He'll be here any minute... I bet I'll get more...
Cartman: Where is Kyle?
Stan: He'll be here any minute... I bet I'll get more candy than you
Cartman: No way, dude; I'm the candy master!
Stan: No, you're the ass master; there's a difference.
Cartman: Hey! I'm not the one who spent all day dressing up like Pippy Longstocking!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well, at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Goddammit, my mom is NOT on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
- South Park
- South Park Season 1 Episode 7: "Pinkeye"
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
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- Eric Hochberger