Which one of you is Eric Forman? Oh, that's me. Wait a secon...

Cop #2: Which one of you is Eric Forman?
Eric: Oh, that's me.
Cop #2: Wait a second... is your father Red Forman?
Eric (nervously): Yes.
Cop #2: You poor bastard!


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Character:
Eric Forman
Episode:
That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 14: "Stolen Car"
Show:
That 70's Show
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That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.

Hyde: So what do you guys want to do?
Eric: We could walk to the Hub.
Hyde: Too far.
Eric: We could walk to...
Hyde: Too far.

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