Who thought of this one? Anal fissures. That's a real thing. ...
Dwight [Reading suggestions for health care coverage]: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin: That's a real thing.
Dwight: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin: Someone has it.
- The Office
- The Office Season 1 Episode 3: "Health Care"
- Dwight Schrute, Kevin Malone
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- Steve Marsi