Who's sober enough to drive? Ok, who's drunk, but that speci...
Peter: Who's sober enough to drive?
(No one answers.)
Peter: Ok, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk, you know the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyways because, I mean come on, you got to get your car home, right? I mean what do they expect me do, take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well screw that! You take a bus.
Cleveland: I'm that kind of drunk.
Peter: (Throws keys to Cleveland) Shotgun!
- Family Guy
- Family Guy Season 5 Episode 3: "Hell Comes to Quahog"
- Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown
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