Why are all rich men jerks? Same reason all beautiful women ar...

Gabrielle: Why are all rich men jerks?
Carlos: Same reason all beautiful women are bitches!
(pause)
Carlos: So, same time tomorrow?
Gabrielle: Sure, baby.
(leans over and kisses him)


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Gabrielle Solis, Carlos Solis
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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 2: "You Could Drive a Person Crazy"
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Desperate Housewives
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