Why are you dating someone who probably lost her virginity durin...
Why are you dating someone who probably lost her virginity during WWII? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guysCharlie [to Alan]
Charlie: Well, we've established that you're a man-whore and now we're just trying to zero in on your price.
Alan: Charlie, you're not helping at all.
Charlie: Alan... did you really think I would?
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Alan: What are you praying for?
Jake: I have a math test on Monday.
Alan: Oh, so you're praying for a good grade?
Jake: No, that never works. I'm praying for the teacher to get sick.
Alan: Have you considered just studying for the test?
Jake: How would that help?
Alan: Okay, listen to me, even if we were to assume a god who would be willing to give your teacher a coldâ€”
Alan: Okay, no more praying for you.
Jake: Who are you, the Supreme Court?
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