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Jake: Why do you hate your mother?
Charlie: I'll tell you all about that when you're old enough to drink

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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Charlie: What'd you get busted for?
Jake: I painted my room at Mom's house.
Charlie: What's wrong with that?
Jake: I'm ten years old

Alan: All right, I put Jake to bed, I folded the laundry, I put the groceries away...
Charlie: The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan.
Alan: Yeah, well, it's all I got

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