Wolowitz: Why do you have all of these unopened paychecks in your desk?
Sheldon: Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.


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Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz
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The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 16: "The Excelsior Acquisition"
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The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Wolowitz: Damn paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut!
Raj: Obviously you don't remember your circumcision.

Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography? I'm sure ages 79 to 87 were just action packed.

Sheldon [about Stan Lee]