Why don't you get some Canadian bacon on it, since you're from Canada, and sausage, because I'm brown and spicy.

Tom

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Tom Haverford
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 15: "Sweetums"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.

Ron

You look like Encyclopedia Brown

Leslie