Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can del...

Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 19: "Michael's Birthday"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. It would be a pretty busy week.

Pam

Oh, fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.

Michael
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