Will you tell me what Jake's fantasy was? Nope. Did it invol...

J.D.: Will you tell me what Jake's fantasy was?
Elliot: Nope.
J.D.: Did it involve chains?
Elliot: No.
J.D.: Whips?
Elliot: Mm-mm.
J.D.: Candle wax?
Elliot: No.
J.D.: Role-playing?
Elliot: No.
J.D.: Lasers?
Elliot: Mm-mm.
J.D.: Hamsters?
Elliot: Negative.
J.D.: Was he a Mexican apple thief?
Elliot: If only...


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Characters:
J.D., Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3: "My Day at the Races"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Elliot: Why don't you just move into my place?
J.D.: Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.

As for me, I could overcome any obstacle, as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.

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