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Alan: (with the phone in his hand) It's Teddy's daughter, she wants to talk to you.
Alan: But you promised Teddy you'd stay away from her.
Charlie: Hey, I didn't tell her to call me.
Alan: What kind of man would hit on his future step-sister?
Berta: You're just making it hotter for him.