How I Met Your Mother

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How i met your mother
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Barney: Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatability with your paramour and conclude your association.
Robin: My journey was transformative and I reassert my committment to both the aforementioned paramour & the philosophies he espouses.
Gael: What are we talking of? Baseball?
Barney: It's all gonna return to masticate you in the glutials. Support my hypothesis, Ted.
Ted: I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.


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How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

You haven't changed, Scherbatsky. You're a sophisticated, Scotch-swilling, cigar-smoking, red-meat-eating, gun toting New Yorker

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Barney [looking at Robin's travel photos]: Whoa. Are you topless? Ted, check this out.
Ted: Seen 'em.