Woah, that's not happening, and you don't just turn gay. You fall somewhere on a spectrum. It's like a Kinsey scale.

Piper

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First girl who bags that bird gets a box of Biore strips.

Red

I had my tea, it was almost hot. I had my book, it was almost good. And I saw a chicken. How random is that?

Piper