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Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan

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Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan

Berta: Seems like this house haunted; by an old spirit that does not just want to move.
Alan: Hey , you are not blaming this on me, okay?

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