Judith: Would you wait in the car, please?
Jake: Who's in trouble, me or dad?
Judith: Nobody's in trouble.
Jake [to Alan]: It's you


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Jake Harper, Judith Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5: "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Herb, you haven't touched your beer.
Herb: Oh, well I'm not too much of a drinker.
Charlie: So let's have a drinking game: Whenever Alan gives me a strange look, we all have a drink. [Alan stares at him]
Charlie: Whoops, let's just start it

I need to start carrying my own weight, which is actually getting easier now that I'm wasting away

Alan