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Meg: Wow, look at this! I can't believe that Mrs. Bush kept all of these Planned Parenthood receipts.
Chris: Holy Cow! She's been scraped more times than a fisherman's knuckle!


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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 Quotes

Brian: Can you believe that cashier's accent? "Would you like some change for you?"
Stewie: If it weren't for 9/11, they'd be adorable!

(snores) "18% approval ratings"... How'd you like 18% of my foot up your ass?

Dick Chaney